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acmespaceship) wrote2010-02-26 03:53 pm
acmespaceship) wrote2010-02-26 03:53 pm
The CNN headline said...
"Killer Whale Shows Resume"
Which in my haste, and accustomed to seeing the accent left off the last "e," I misread to mean something like this:
Tilikum K.W. Orca
M.B.A Cetacean University
Seeking a management-level position in the entertainment industry or human resources management.
Employment 1991-present: Sea World, Orlando, FL
Job Title: Shamu
Responsibilities include stud service, fish disposal, audience amusement, sudden murderous rages.
Conduct record spotless (see attached footnotes)
But now I see they mean "shows" as a noun, not a verb. *sigh* I must need more caffeine. Or less.
Which in my haste, and accustomed to seeing the accent left off the last "e," I misread to mean something like this:
Tilikum K.W. Orca
M.B.A Cetacean University
Seeking a management-level position in the entertainment industry or human resources management.
Employment 1991-present: Sea World, Orlando, FL
Job Title: Shamu
Responsibilities include stud service, fish disposal, audience amusement, sudden murderous rages.
Conduct record spotless (see attached footnotes)
But now I see they mean "shows" as a noun, not a verb. *sigh* I must need more caffeine. Or less.