I am sick of stupid people: Garden Edition

This is a day to celebrate smart people like Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln.  And I'll take Joe Garagiola, too, per shsilver  although I'll pass on Charles Van Doren (clever but ultimately not too smart, eh?)   This is not a day to waste our time on creationists or Congress or octuplet mothers or people who think vaccines cause autism (and that's just the CNN home page today).

And yet ...  I feel compelled to share this "money-saving tip" from a gardening magazine:

"After years of giving feed corn to our hungry squirrels during the winter...

( It gets better... )