Old Cat's Revenge

"Hey, kid.  I see you like the moving cursor.  Back in my day, you know what we used to do?  We used to sleep on top of computer monitors.  You bet.  It's great up there; nice and warm.  Plenty of room to stretch out.  I did it all the time.  We called it a Cat Reclining Tube, or CRT.  Why don'tcha go jump up there and give it a try? 

"I'll wait here."

No kittens or flat-screen LCD monitors were harmed in the making of this story.  Barely.  But I wish I'd had a video camera.