In which the Milwaukee Bears and the Cincinnati Tigers play under a retractable roof, e_m_b and I avoid Summerfest by the skin of our teeth, and Leon's flavors of the day are butter pecan and raspberry. When you get to Mars, order the potato salad.
IN THE DEAD of summer, when the humidity and the yard work start getting to you, there's nothing for it but to provision the car with Coke Zero and go bombing up Route 41.