Kitten's First Research Publication
Feb. 25th, 2011 01:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
acmespaceshipThe Natural Life Cycle of a Bowl of Cheese Grits
by R. Cosmo Brown
Abstract: A bowl of cheese grits passes through at least two phases of development as documented in Figures 1 and 2. Interim phases in the life cycle may exist, but this researcher was unable to observe them due to being locked in the bathroom during breakfast.
Fig. 1
Phase 1: The Bowl of Cheese Grits is Created
(Note that the researcher is already under restraint)
Fig. 2
Phase 2: The Bowl of Cheese Grits is Destroyed
Further research is planned into the life cycles of omelettes, pancakes and most especially bacon.
by R. Cosmo Brown
Abstract: A bowl of cheese grits passes through at least two phases of development as documented in Figures 1 and 2. Interim phases in the life cycle may exist, but this researcher was unable to observe them due to being locked in the bathroom during breakfast.
Fig. 1
Phase 1: The Bowl of Cheese Grits is Created
(Note that the researcher is already under restraint)
Fig. 2
Phase 2: The Bowl of Cheese Grits is Destroyed
Further research is planned into the life cycles of omelettes, pancakes and most especially bacon.
