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acmespaceship) wrote2013-02-26 03:35 pm
acmespaceship) wrote2013-02-26 03:35 pm
A Note to My Clients
Please note the following changes in my fee schedule, effective immediately:
$200 will be added to your bill each time I have to read or type the phrase "thought leadership."
An additional $300 surcharge will be accrued each time "thought leadership" is given a redundant modifier, such as "thought leadership insights" or "ideas about thought leadership" or, God help me, "thinking about thought leadership."
The $500 one-time "solution" surcharge is still in effect, and I will continue to offer one (1) free cut-and-paste of your corporate vision statement. Additional exposures to your corporate vision statement will be billed on an increasing logarithmic scale not to exceed $20,000.
As always, you cannot afford to hire me to write your corporate vision statement. Good luck with that. And thank you for your continued support as a valued client in today's ever more challenging and competitive marketspace.
$200 will be added to your bill each time I have to read or type the phrase "thought leadership."
An additional $300 surcharge will be accrued each time "thought leadership" is given a redundant modifier, such as "thought leadership insights" or "ideas about thought leadership" or, God help me, "thinking about thought leadership."
The $500 one-time "solution" surcharge is still in effect, and I will continue to offer one (1) free cut-and-paste of your corporate vision statement. Additional exposures to your corporate vision statement will be billed on an increasing logarithmic scale not to exceed $20,000.
As always, you cannot afford to hire me to write your corporate vision statement. Good luck with that. And thank you for your continued support as a valued client in today's ever more challenging and competitive marketspace.