acmespaceship

"Hardrock" would be a good name for an elf in an entirely different style of song. Something by the Stones perhaps. "I met a gin-soaked barroom elf last Christmas, he tried to take me upstairs for a ride, he had to heave me right across a reindeer, cause drinking can't get Santa off my mind. He's an ohhhhhh-lee-o-lady sleigh driver; He gives me, gives me, gives me the oh-lady-oh blues."

Good. Now I am in the exact right mood to leave for Uke Club.