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acmespaceship ([personal profile] acmespaceship) wrote2011-02-25 01:31 pm

Kitten's First Research Publication

The Natural Life Cycle of a Bowl of Cheese Grits
by R. Cosmo Brown

Abstract: A bowl of cheese grits passes through at least two phases of development as documented in Figures 1 and 2.  Interim phases in the life cycle may exist, but this researcher was unable to observe them due to being locked in the bathroom during breakfast. 

Fig. 1
Phase 1:  The Bowl of Cheese Grits is Created
(Note that the researcher is already under restraint)

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Fig. 2
Phase 2:  The Bowl of Cheese Grits is Destroyed

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Further research is planned into the life cycles of omelettes, pancakes and most especially bacon.

[identity profile] whl.livejournal.com 2011-02-25 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Bacon doesn't have a life cycle, it has a half-life.