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acmespaceship) wrote2011-02-25 01:31 pm
Kitten's First Research Publication
The Natural Life Cycle of a Bowl of Cheese Grits
by R. Cosmo Brown
Abstract: A bowl of cheese grits passes through at least two phases of development as documented in Figures 1 and 2. Interim phases in the life cycle may exist, but this researcher was unable to observe them due to being locked in the bathroom during breakfast.
Fig. 1
Phase 1: The Bowl of Cheese Grits is Created
(Note that the researcher is already under restraint)

Fig. 2
Phase 2: The Bowl of Cheese Grits is Destroyed

Further research is planned into the life cycles of omelettes, pancakes and most especially bacon.
by R. Cosmo Brown
Abstract: A bowl of cheese grits passes through at least two phases of development as documented in Figures 1 and 2. Interim phases in the life cycle may exist, but this researcher was unable to observe them due to being locked in the bathroom during breakfast.
Fig. 1
Phase 1: The Bowl of Cheese Grits is Created
(Note that the researcher is already under restraint)

Fig. 2
Phase 2: The Bowl of Cheese Grits is Destroyed
Further research is planned into the life cycles of omelettes, pancakes and most especially bacon.

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