Kitten's First Research Publication

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The Natural Life Cycle of a Bowl of Cheese Grits
by R. Cosmo Brown

Abstract: A bowl of cheese grits passes through at least two phases of development as documented in Figures 1 and 2.  Interim phases in the life cycle may exist, but this researcher was unable to observe them due to being locked in the bathroom during breakfast. 

Fig. 1
Phase 1:  The Bowl of Cheese Grits is Created
(Note that the researcher is already under restraint)





Fig. 2
Phase 2:  The Bowl of Cheese Grits is Destroyed



Further research is planned into the life cycles of omelettes, pancakes and most especially bacon.

Comments

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Bacon doesn't have a life cycle, it has a half-life.