Kitten's First Research Publication

The Natural Life Cycle of a Bowl of Cheese Grits
by R. Cosmo Brown

Abstract: A bowl of cheese grits passes through at least two phases of development as documented in Figures 1 and 2.  Interim phases in the life cycle may exist, but this researcher was unable to observe them due to being locked in the bathroom during breakfast. 

( Click to see Figures 1 and 2  )